My little bundle of alegría is getting bigger every day.
Nearly two weeks into his stay in our life forever, Sylvester – that’s my foreign exchange son – is already holding his head up on his own, walking erect, and babbling. He might be expressing high level thoughts in a language not my own. Who can say?
It dawned on me while I was brushing my teeth tonight that I should have asked him to call me “Big Daddy” as I called my father before me. That would have been nice. I suppose there’s still time; though he is growing like a weed. He’s already over 5 feet tall, the little gremlin. Someone got fed after midnight…
I’m already planning next year’s “Gotcha’ Day” festivities. My wife says we may have to move them up to sometime in the next week. “He has to go home,” she says.
“Honey,” I replied, “this is his home – his forever home.”
She mumbled something about delusions and international law. I reminded her about our “passports and .45’s” discussion of the other day. Ooh! And my son, the biological one, picked up a nifty fu manchu-style fake mustache the other day! I’ll bet one of us could use that at some point.
Our neighbors next door host a family get-together every weekend. We sometimes walk out onto our porch late on Saturday night just to hear the authentic music and smell the grilling of fish. Our neighbor on the other side calls it their “la familia parties”. He says it with the thickest Texas accent and it sounds quaint. We don’t mind because it’s all family and I think it’s neat to see how they celebrate that. I’m from a big family too and we like to party. What an unusual world we’ve brought you to, Sylvester.
Last Sunday my wife asked him how he could possibly sleep with the mostly mariachi-sounding music in the driveway outside his bedroom at 3AM. “It’s OK,” he said. “Maybe they are Mech-ican?”
Indeed, son. He’s already learning so much about culture.
Took the lad to the batting cages yesterday. He’s never swung a bat before but he did the old man proud. Once he got into the swing of it (no pun intended; and note to self: begin working in more Dad jokes) he really knocked it out of the park. Also note to self: stop using baseball metaphors when talking about baseball. After a fastball came screaming down the line from the pitching machine, my little Spaniard knocked that mother back to the black hole it came from. “Yay Sylvester! White Daddy is so proud!”
Maybe I’ll get him a gun rack for his next birthday.