For some time now I have prayed and held fast to that elusive virtue of hope that God would bless our home with new life. Our two saints in training have certainly given me a run for the money in supplying plentiful material for my practice of the other virtues. But hope… Hope is a hard one to practice. It’s so esoteric. And certainly not for lack of trying; but we keep coming up empty.
Trust me, this is not going anywhere near where you think it’s going.
A few months ago my adoring wife asked me how I felt about taking in a foreign exchange student for a few weeks. Her exact words were “We’re taking a foreign exchange student for a few weeks.” Adorable. The kid would be coming from Spain. I like the Spanish people. Perhaps he knows Brazilian pop star Xuxa! Or perhaps she’s from a completely different continent and speaks Portugese. Whatever. I put nothing past Our Lord and Savior and recognize that He can answer prayers however He sees fit. This, dear readers, might just be our little baby (at least for a few weeks). Sure he shares none of our genetic code but we’re all European! And he’s 15 so there’s that.
We got our home ready for our new arrival. I think they call it nesting. I made his room up for him. I wonder if he’ll be a Mets fan like his
old man host father family. Of course we’ll have to call the church and schedule the baptism. Imagine my shock when I found out that my wife had consigned the crib and that our new exchange son was 15 and would in all likelihood return to Spain after three weeks leaving us again childless except for the two we already have. Since this would be baby’s first visit to his new home country we wanted to instill a bit of pride in our great land. We hung the red, white, and blue bunting from our windows and raised Old Glory above the garage eaves. Little Champ is going to love America. I’m so freaking excited!
We waited at the delivery airport with American flag balloons and a copy of People for our new bundle of joy student. He would need to be brought up to speed on culture quickly. Also I do not speak Spanish except for a few dozen words I picked up in Newark as a kid. I know just what to say in traffic. Ordering at a restaurant, not so much. They tell me his name was Javier but we have renamed him Sylvester after the second century pope. I may have started legal adoption paperwork. Who can say.
Sylvester arrived with a group of similar adoptees after a ten hour flight from Madrid. I think that’s where the orphanage is. His birth parents had left him there… to board his plane to the United States. We wanted his experience of America and of Texas in particular to be spectacular. We even arranged for 100 degree heat and spongy humidity. He’ll never forget this. In fact, none of his group are likely to forget any of these few weeks.
Adopting an exchange student whom you’re not really adopting is a challenge. We had been told that his English was OK but that we weren’t to speak Spanish to him. Again, that’s not really a problem for us. But just to try some immersion techniques I turned the on the radio on our drive home. Unfortunately it was a Justin Bieber song called Despacito. He laughed. Then he said “I think he’s just rhyming words.” “Yes, son,” I told him, remembering so well all the little lessons I’m supposed to teach my young ones. It comes back so naturally. “That’s what most songs do. They rhyme. That means the words sound alike.” My wife chimed in at this point. “No, he means the words the song is rhyming are nonsensical. Burrito, bandito, Frito. It’s just a silly song.” I’ll say. Must remember where I put all the Baby Einstein DVD’s.
When we got home I heated a bottle of milk. Then we took Sylvesteriér to dinner. Just something light. We figured Cheesecake Factory would suffice. My little boy’s eyes popped out of his head when he saw the portion sizes. That’s right, little man, Mommy and Daddy will always take care of you in America. We had also been told not to let him go to sleep until it got late on our time. Listen here, orphanage, we’ve done this before. I’ll put my kids to bed when I see fit. Still there was some logic to their thinking. He had been up for close to 24 hours. Clearly we should force him to stay awake a few more and everything would be beautiful.
On a side note, another parent had taken a child from this group and texted us a picture of her girl petting a zebra. I’m not even joking. This was within two hours of landing. I wondered if they had simply gone to the zoo. Turns out the woman has a zebra on her property. Apparently she bought the Neverland Ranch.
Over the next week or so we’ve gotten to know Sylvester quite well. It’s amazing how much personality they have even at this age. Since he appears to be a bit older than we were expecting in a baby I may have to have that certain talk with him sooner than I was thinking. It’s a good thing I can just draw pictures since he still hasn’t learned to talk… English.
And I can’t believe it’s almost time to take the boy out to Sears for his portraits! The time goes by so quickly. There’s still so much to do with him. I haven’t even taught him how to shoot a gun. On that front, when I asked if he would want to go to a range with me he seemed afraid to even hear the word gun. Oh the things they’ve done to you, Sylvester. The tales from your orphanage are frightening, no doubt, and one day you will have to share them with American Daddy.
My wife tells me we’re apparently going to have to let go of him in a week or so. I told her I have a passport and disguises. No one’s taking my son from me!
We took him to an amusement park today. He delighted in riding the coasters. I think we shall also take him to an open pit barbecue. He’d like that. During the past week I started my new job. I took Sylvester with me to the mall to get a few things. He went to the Nike store. And he pronounced it just like it looks. I bought a sports coat from a respectable men’s clothier. The next day I wore my jacket to work. After work Sylvester came up to me and told me that I had looked very “elegant” in my jacket. I don’t know what English vocab program they’re using but I like it.
Last week we took him to mass on Sunday. Trying to immerse him constantly into our family life and Americana we figured we’d subject him to the stylings of Dan Schutte and Marty Haugen. Fortunately for him the Kenyan choir was singing. This must seem like such a strange place for him.
Oh, watching my boy grow up has been so exciting. Before I know it the paperwork will be official and we can rest assured that no one will ever take our Sylvester away from us.
Perhaps tomorrow he wants to try Taco Bell.
I’m so proud.
Thanks be to God for hearing my prayer!