“Ever have your spirit crushed, Mr. H.?” asked a student once.
OK, work with me. It’s called a literary device. Sure, no student ever said that but it’s possible that one could have. More to the point I need to set up this next bit.
“Kid,” I said, “I’m a Mets fan. Every year since 1986.”
See, wasn’t that cute?
In all honesty this past Thursday I had more than my spirit crushed in the form of a few small bones in the toes on my right foot.
At the Catholic high school where I teach I also assist in other ways. One of those ways is to transform our very large gym (one of two, I might add) into a worship space for about 1200 people who gather once a month for mass. I arrived early on the day in question. It was just before 7AM. I had really high hopes of starting a new workout that day too. The thing is that my trainer clued me in to the secret of working out pre-breakfast. Factor in a lengthy commute and my need to be there at an ungodly hour and the workout last out to a few extra minutes of sleep.
Boy am I excited about this workout, though. After everything I’ve tried I’ve always felt that nothing has worked for me. I have a vision in mind fueled by
a desire for better heath vanity. I now know that there are no easy fixes, that I should have done this when I was a teenager. See, back then I had the time. I had no social life thanks to a lack of friends or a personality, so I could have been pounding my societal aggression in the gym for hours on end. Instead I was – come to think of it I really can’t account for my teenage years. Must have blocked them. I certainly wasn’t drinking, getting high, or dating like the cool kids. But I squandered those years – years when I could have been setting myself up for success. It’s hard, damn near impossible, to achieve the kind of success I want at my age. The people I know who’ve done it can all maintain it. That’s always easier to do when you reached it in the first place. But when you’re married with kids and a job, not so easy to get started.
But this new program… Having reached the conclusion that I need to be happy with whatever gains I see; I was really eager to jump into this. I might only lose a few pounds, probably wouldn’t really put on any muscle but I’m OK with that because it’s better than nothing and if I achieve my potential I can’t be disappointed in what my potential actually was.
But it needs to start another day because I was tired that morning.
I walked into the gym to discover a group of kids even more eager than me already rolling out racks of chairs to set up on the gym floor.
“Kids, I love the energy!” I shouted as I put my coffee down. You’ve got to praise them at every step. It’s easy with these kids. I love them like my own. And like a proud dad I feel the urge to encourage them because they are so awesome. And I mean that. “But hang on a bit because we have to roll the floor mats out first.”
Then I proceeded to walk them over to the side of the bleachers where a giant machine on wheels resides. “This baby here contains enough floor matting material to cover the whole gym so we don’t scuff up the floor with the chairs,” I said as I motioned for them to give me a hand wheeling it into place. The thing weighs 1,000 pounds fully laden.
Did I mention they’re eager kids?
In their eagerness they pushed the rack really hard before I had a chance to get my foot out of the way.
Ever hear bones break? It’s not a pleasant sound.
I looked down to see a hard graphite wheel rolling up onto my foot and then… staying there!
“Love you kids but get this thing OFF ME!!!” I shouted.
They pushed and after what seemed like an eternity it rolled off. The other side. Taking an additional pounding blow on another toe.
I tried to act tough. Who complains about broken toes of all things. I finished helping the kids and even taught a class before seeing the school nurse who instructed me to go home and elevate it. It was in her office that I first removed my sock. Oh God, it was so gross…
And because I knew I’d need to see a doctor, it turns out I do indeed have two broken toes and will be wearing a boot for the next month.
On the upside, I’ve been wanting to introduce a Bermuda-themed look into the school dress code for some time. Think about it. These kids already love me for my style. It’s the most amazing thing. Remember those teenage years I mentioned? Yeah, they seem not to matter now because the teenagers of today look up to me. Do you know how gratifying it is to have 500 teenage boys literally trying to copy everything you’re wearing? I’m apparently a trendsetter. Let’s see how they dig shorts with my tie and jacket…
But that workout will have to wait.
Just like another Mets World Series win.
I think God’s trying to tell me something.