Had to take son into the doctor this afternoon. Since I was off from work I went with my wife to take him. While waiting my wife played on my age-old desire to pretend to be a medical professional. “Honey, could you just check in my ears with that thing? I feel like I might have an infection.”
Really? First, it’s called an otoscope. Second, I totally would if I weren’t afraid the real doctor would walk in and scold me.