Friday of Color

With only 187 shopping days left until Christmas, Harvey thought you might enjoy reading about Black Friday. I’m on semi-vacation while also feeling a burst of creative energy so just enjoy the post and shut your mouth. It’s my early Christmas gift to you.  Because having over 1600 posts under my belt means I can do that…

Harvey Millican: Raising Your Kids Without Lowering Your IQ

“They’re so f#!@ing stupid.  That’s why I hate them.”
“Who?”
“The damn deer.”
“Huh?  Just drive.  Oh, there’s another one.  Just drive slowly.”
“How stupid do you have to be to just jump out into traffic?”
“It’s 11:30 at night and we’re on a country road.  I’d hardly call this traffic.”
“I don’t care!  They’re on the Beltway at 7 in the morning.  Stupid dumbass deer.”

We were on our way to the “Outlets at Hershey” for what has become an annual tradition — Black Friday shopping.  In fact, we just do it for sport.  We actually finished our shopping a while ago.  By we I mean my wife — the same wife directing me past the hoards of herbiverous shits leaping with abandon onto the asphalt in front of me.

“See, I don’t get it.”
“What’s that”
“OK, take that one right there.  I’ve almost come to a complete…

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