OK people, you need to do your part. My stats are dropping off. It’s not precipitous; just a slow, but noticeable, decline.
So get to it! Share my blog with one other person. I suggest you use the following (or similar) language when emailing the link to your bros:
OMG OMG OMG!!! You have got to read this amazing blog! It’s by the most amazingly awesome dude! There are so many exclamation points in this email that it would set your head on fire if you pondered how much exclamation there really is! Read it! I’m not saying bad things will happen if you don’t; but you might go blind if you don’t! Did I mention that he’s super hot?! AHHHHHHH!!!
As we say in group, thanks for sharing!